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Ugh...

Posted by JabberWocky - September 18th, 2009


God, I hate CM Punk. "Oh, I'm straight-edge, so I'm...BETTER THAN YOU." That pretty much sums up the...oh, hi, grampa. *ahem* GET OFF MY USERPAGE, GRAMPA. Anyway, I know the show is fake, but I swear to God, if I ever meet him I will...I SAID GET OFF MY USERPAGE, GRAMPA. At Breaking Point, he hid behind a WOMAN when the LIGHTS TURNED OFF. He looks like a woman when he puts his hair behind his ears, and most of all, he draws on his wrist tape stuff. Didn't mommy ever teach you not to draw on your clothes, Punkalina? Okay, I'm done preaching to you. Oh wait, one more thing. This one is the most important, so listen up: HE GOT JEFF HARDY BANNED FOREVER FROM THE WWE!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, NOW I'm done preaching to you.
EDIT: Pic is related. "You" refers to CM Punk. Just sayin'. I don't want you guys to get all offended and start to flame me.

Ugh...


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If I had a nickel for every teenager that actually believed the events of the WWE were true, I'd be fucking rich.

Hardy wasn't banned. He's taking a break. It's part of the storyline. Sadly enough, Punk was chosen to turn heel for this particular storyline.

IT'S ALL STAGED.

My best recommendation is to like a superstar for his/her's style of wrestling, rather than the fact that they are heel/babyface.

By the way, it won't be long til the dudes at WWE decide to make Randy Orton "win" the title back.

Now continue preaching.

READ THE WHOLE POST. I said I knew that it was fake. And I couldn't find a word for "take a break" that still made Punk look bad(tee hee). And, uh...Punk used to be face...when? And I'm just saying, I hate the character. *snicker* His name is Phillip...

That means he is doing his job well. He is playing the part so well, you actually start to hate him. He is just an actor, don't hate on the guy for doing the job he loves. Also, they guy who is anti-drugs is the heel, and Jeff fails the drug policy twice, gets arrested for possesion. What the fuck is that?

Ahem.
"Oh, I am SO straight-edge, so I'm...BETTER THAN YOU!"
Doesn't that make you just a little peeved at him? In fact, I bet if you hold up an Advil to the screen while he's preaching to the audience, he'll hiss into the microphone. I'm gonna try that one day.
*snicker* Phillip...

Okay, here's my new recommendation:

Stop watching WWE so fucking much. It'll help you realize that the storylines are created by a bunch of monkeys.

Either that, or go watch some Sting matches on classic VHS tapes.

I don't like Sting.
And, uh, DX reference?

No it doesn't bug me, it is a line from a script, being read by an actor. Being straight edge will help him keep a job and out of jail, unlike OTHER stars. Stop focusing on the gimmicks and the characters, you should like wrestlers for their in-ring ability.

Jefferey NERO Hardy? Stupidest middle name I've ever heard.

Um, half the reason...no, three fourths of the reason that I watch wrestling is the gimmicks and characters. And I know I'm gonna be hated by thousands of people for saying this, but CM Punk is horrible in the ring.
*cough*CHEATER*cough* *cough cough*CRIES WHENEVER HE GETS HURT!!!*cough cough* Oh God, sorry. I've had a bad cold these last few days and... *cough*PHILLIP*cough*...sheesh!

If you're watching wrestling for the gimmicks, than your taste in television must be really bad. How can Punk cheat and cry if it is all scripted? You sound ridiculous complaining about what scripted characters do when following the script. Just observe Punk's style, it might help if you watch tapes from when he was a baby face, so your young mind doesn't cloud your judgment. I don't think people will hate you for saying he sucks in the ring, you obviously are too young and naive to see talent when it is in front of you. You are a tool. You are buying into the marketing gimmicks that the industry is selling to you, and they are sitting back and enjoying how easy it is to make money off of kids.

Stop ragging on the guys name, wrestlers are allowed to have real names, because they are just actors. Philip is a great name. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Uncle Phil from Phresh Prince.

Uhm, when he was a baby face, I'm pretty sure he was in Ring of Honor or one of those other wrestling companies. And, I just started watching, so if he was a good guy in WWE, I couldn't have seen it. Or tape it. And I was saying that I just don't like his...er, "style". To me, he looks like an idiot when he does his roundhouse kick.
Also, I don't buy wrestling stuff.
Also also, hehehehehe....Phillip. It's America. I can have an opinion on names. And I just don't like the name Phillip. No offense to Hoffman or that guy from an old TV show.