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JabberWocky
Hello. I draw things. Please ignore my older submissions, I was young. i was so young, so stupid

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My Omegle Chatlogs.

Posted by JabberWocky - August 16th, 2010


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Good afternoon, sir. Could we interest you into some...Chocolate?
Stranger: what kind of chocolate?
You: Nuts or original.
Stranger: drinking chocolate or chocolate bar
You: Bar.
Stranger: yes pelase
You: OK, how many?
Stranger: 98345679876543345678909876543456789000
You: OK, that'll be...$5.
Stranger: oh :(
Stranger: i has no dolla
You: OK, an arm and a leg, please.
Stranger: i'm in england see
You: Oh, ok.
You: The equivalent of $5.
You: In pounds.
You: PLEEEASE.
Stranger: £3.20
You: OK.
Stranger: -hands it over-
You: *takes money and runs*
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: my body is read
Stranger: y
You: ...
Stranger: go on
Stranger: i'm dying to find uot what you wanna say
You: I will not cyber with you. But would you be interested in some...cocaine?
Stranger: ffffuuuu0
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: We need to talk about our relationship.
Stranger: what is it honey
You: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT
You: YOU SLEPT WITH MY FATHER.
Stranger: i only sucked his dick cuz he payed me
You: Why didn't you tell me? We could've had a threesome.
You: It would've been HAWT
Stranger: U NEVER APPRECIATE MY COOKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!
You: SHADDAP AND GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH
Stranger: ok crust or no crust???
You: No crust, please.
Stranger: comin right up....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Will you be my best friend?
Stranger: :o
You: Suure
You: What kind of best friend?
Stranger: Like,
Stranger: Best friend friend. :o
Stranger: we have to tell each other secretss.
You: :/
You: OOK, you first.
Stranger: :o
Stranger: K,
Stranger: i LOVEE chocolatee.
Stranger: :D
You: I kill people and keep their heads in my secret box.
You: :D
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Can i see the secret box?
Stranger: :o
You: NO
Stranger: do you dry out the heads? they become reallyyy small,
Stranger: maybe the size of a palm.
You: Nope, I keep them full size
Stranger: :o
You: I embalm them
Stranger: how big is your secret box?
Stranger: :/
You: so they NEEEEVEEERRR ROOOOT
You: It's about the size of a fridge box.
Stranger: ;o
Stranger: i want to seee,
Stranger: pleaaassseee?
Stranger: for your best friendd?
Stranger: D:
You: NO. YOU MUST NEVER FIND OUT
Stranger: :o
You: *stab stab stab*
You: *cut*
You: *embalm*
You: You are now part of my collection. :3
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello.
You: Hiiiiii.
Stranger: how do you do?
You: Hiiiii.
Stranger: ....
You: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
You: FIND THE L.
You: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi
Stranger: ...
Stranger: sobriety is good.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: PARKER! GET IN MY OFFICE NOW!
You: YES SIR
Stranger: I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
You: YES SIR, RIGHT HERE SIR
Stranger: THE FRONT PAGE DOESN'T MAKE IT SELF YOU KNOW
Stranger: LEMME SEE THOSE
Stranger: CRAP
You: *hands over*
Stranger: CRAP
Stranger: CRAP
Stranger: MEGA CRAP
Stranger: YOU'RE FIRED
You: I'm sorry sir.
You: I PROMISE
Stranger: ILL GIVE YOU $50 FOR ALL OF THEM
Stranger: TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT PARKER
You: Oh, thank you!
You: THANK YOU SIR
Stranger: NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I PUKE
You: YES SIR
Stranger: YOU DISGUST ME
You: I DISGUST ME, TOO
Stranger: thanks for playing along
Stranger: gnight
You: :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Want some candy?
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
Stranger: My webcam is http://videochat4singles.com/hotnwild5 21 Do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started
You: YOU are a slut. Go kill yourself.
Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
You: Idiot.
You: You are an ugly whore and deserve to DIE.
You: If you have to get off Omegle, get the fuck off, bitch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: PARKER, IN MY OFFICE, NOW!
Stranger: sorry, sir
You: I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN, PARKER!
Stranger: i AM spiderman!
You: THE FRONT PAGE DOESN'T MAKE ITSELF, YOU KNOW.
Stranger: sorry, sir. it won't happen again, sir
You: Gimme those pictures...
Stranger: can it be a picture of a dingo?
You: *snatch*
Stranger: everybody likes dingos
You: Crap
You: Crap
Stranger: except babies
You: Crap
Stranger: crap, sir?
You: Double crap
Stranger: crap crap
You: I'll give you $50 for all of 'em.
Stranger: For the dingos? You must really like dingos
Stranger: But, who doesn't?
You: I hate dingos.
Stranger: They will eat your baby...watch out
You: And we're in THE MIDDLE OF NEW FUCKING YORK.
You: HOW DID YOU GET PICTURES OF DINGOS, PARKER?!
Stranger: DINGOS DON'T CARE
You: YOU'RE FIRED!
Stranger: i AM a dingo
Stranger: DON'T FIRE ME
Stranger: I LOVE YOU!
You: ...
Stranger: It's true
You: Get out of my office. You disgust me.
Stranger: Well that's a bit rude
You: GET OUT...of my fucking office.
Stranger: You disgust me too, you know
You: YOU ARE FIRED, PARKER.
Stranger: YOU BASTARD
You: FIRED
Stranger: ICED
You: GO BACK TO YOUR UNCLE! Oh that's right...he's dead.
Stranger: WELL, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE LET THAT ROBBER GUY GET OUT OF THE ELEVATOR, BUT...
You: You PUSSY!
Stranger: That's a lie
You: YOU COULD'VE SAVED YOUR UNCLE'S LIFE>
Stranger: YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T
You: BUT YOU HAD TO LET HIM GO
Stranger: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Stranger: HEY, I WASN'T THE ONE WHO SHOT THE GUN, OKAY?
You: BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO STOP HIM.
Stranger: OR I WAS JUST BEING BAD ASS
You: YOU. ARE. FIRED. GET OUT OF MY OFFICE, PARKER!
Stranger: FINE, I'LL GET OUT, IF YOU WANT
You: I'll call the cops!!
Stranger: I AM the cops
You: DIALING THE COPS RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW
Stranger: DO IT, SEE IF I CARE
You: OH, SO CLOSE TO THE LAST-- YOU BITCH
Stranger: DO IT
Stranger: I DARE YOU
You: 911, I GOT A CRAZY MAN IN MY OFFICE
You: HE THINKS HE'S SPIDERMAN!
Stranger: SHE IS SPIDERMAN
Stranger: /WOMAN
Stranger: OR A DINGO
Stranger: SOMETHING LIKE THAT
You: IM A WOMAN TOO, BITCH
Stranger: AND A VERY RUDE ONE, FIRING ME AND WHATNOT
You: Well, a 13 year old girl, either way. :3
Stranger: Oh dear
You: Hahahaha
Stranger: Wash your mouth out with soap, would you?


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