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Let's play Eversion!

Posted by JabberWocky - December 21st, 2010


Oh boy oh boy, I'm trying out Eversion! Here's a little log:

6:16 PM
"SHINY HAPPY GAME ENGINE" D'awww. This game isn't nearly as horrifying as people make it out to be!

6:18 PM
D'awww...this is so adorable.

6:21 PM
Oh, whoops! I died! Aw, but it lets me come right back!

6:23 PM
Wait, what the hell is with the clouds? This game is starting to become more frustrating than scary.

6:30 PM
Ah...just everted...those goombas look a bit zombie like...

6:31 PM
I, uh...*ahem*...ah, this...this is...interesting, to say the least.

6:36 PM
AW! Everything's all cute and happy again! ^_^

6:39 PM
How do I get past these trees? I tried everting...

6:40 PM
Holy hell.

6:43 PM
This is getting a bit difficult.

6:47 PM
Oh dear...these trees need watering...those goombas look sad...

6:48 PM
Goombas? Why aren't you moving? Are you sleeping? Please be sleeping, goombas...

6:50 PM
These clouds look smoggy...

6:52 PM
Will I die if I touch a sleeping goomba?

6:52 PM
Yes, yes I will...

6:53 PM
It seems the creator forgot to fill up a bit of the map...

6:55 PM
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD RUN RUN NO DON'T DROWN RUN RUN OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

6:56 PM
AGH NO NO NO NO

6:57 PM
There is no God. There is no God. There is no God. There is no God. There is no God.

7:00 PM
The smoke...it won't fucking stop...

7:10 PM
World Clear...no more smoke...World Clear...World Clear...no more smoke...World Clear...World Clear...no more smoke...World Clear...

7:12 PM
THE HAPPY ADORABLENESS IS A THIN ILLUSION. YOU CANNOT FOOL ME AGAIN.

7:13 PM
AGH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THE HAND THE GODDAMN HAND

7:16 PM
The goombas woke up!

7:16 PM
*sob sob* AAAAAAAAAGGGH

7:19 PM
THE HAND THE HAND IT'S GOING TO FUCKING KILL MY SORRY PANSY ASS

7:32 PM
I OUTSMARTED THE HAND

7:35 PM
The hand outsmarted me.

7:46 PM
THE HAND

7:58 PM
The Hand no longer scares me. I am a pretty pansy. I will jump through the blackness and make it to the pretty white flag.

9:19 AM
Hand, you are horrifying no longer. Now you are just a nuisance. Get out of my goddamn way you evil bastard.

9:25 AM
Let's restart with the sound ON this time. *facepalm*

9:26 AM
Ooh, sweet little techno beat when I Evert. Nice.

9:29 AM
This techno beat is getting a bit unnerving...

9:33 AM
Wow. Uh...the music for the second Evert is kind of...creepy.

9:40 AM
NGH! This music makes the game so damn frustrating.

9:41 AM
We're at the Hand level, and I have the sound on. Boy oh boy.

9:41 AM
This music...oh no...

9:43 AM
OH FUCK THE HAND

9:43 AM
FUCK IT, I'M FINDING A NEW INNOCENT AND CREEPY GAME


Comments

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THE HAND THE HAND THE HAND THE HAND THE HAND THE HAND THE HAND THE HAND THE HAND THE HAND THE HAND THE HAND

THE FOOT

THE MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD DEMON HAND OF HELL

Just finished it, that's disturbing...

I need a new horrifyingly innocent game.

Well, I'm writing some design docs for something even more disturbing than this.

I'm hoping to actually make it include stuff like those creepypastas write about, but it only happens to a small percentage of players, so it will be fucking scary for everyone.

Merry Christmas!