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JabberWocky
Hello. I draw things. Please ignore my older submissions, I was young. i was so young, so stupid

Kayla @JabberWocky

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Guys, I'm fucking sick of this.

Posted by JabberWocky - December 26th, 2010


I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous Southern belle. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one who can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.


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What?

Spongebob...?

Stick in there man.

But my boss is too stingy to even give me a goddamn raise! And there's always this little green-with-envy prick who keeps trying to steal the recipe for our burgers! Man, I tell ya, the only thing keeping my sanity in one piece is my love for jellyfishing.