JabberWocky's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Doodle episode 1]

This is kinda horrible. Read through this, though.

First off, let me start with this: I know my flashes aren't too good either. No need to go saying that I'm/my flashes are pieces of shit.

With that out of the way, this flash really sucked. I couldn't understand a word they were saying. Maybe you could get a professional microphone. If you don't have enough money, try to keep your voice at a normal, understandable tone.

I really couldn't get past the fact that the character didn't really move. Next time you should try making moving parts to the character. If you can't do that by the next movie, at least try to do a bit more than a stick character. Hell, a circle head on a rectangle body is more appealing to the eye than a stick.

I give you a two for effort. At least the story was mildly entertaining.

And I am not an asswipe, so don't go calling me that because you didn't like me critiquing you.

rian20000 responds:

ok :)

[Sonic Shorts: Volume 6]

Great

I like it, but it was very disappointing. I mean, hell, very good animations. Nice humour. The jiggly Eggman was awesome. But where the hell is the Tails Doll?! FUCK!
4/5
7/10

thewax70 responds:

He is in there.

[-Last Resort-]

OMFG

RUN IT'S A CRAB WALRUS

SpamClamberton responds:

OH NO IT CAN GO FORWARD LIKE A WALRUS AND SIDEWAYS LIKE A CRAB
THERE'S NO ESCAPE

[Luis Day Collab]

Haha, love it

I loved the one by FluffKomix.
"You may be wondering why I am talking in an extremely white accent, considering I'm mexican. Well, that's because...I'm white. AAAAH." Genius.

fluffkomix responds:

<3 you

[The Newgrounds Tutorial]

HM!

Funny AND helpful. Thanks.

Sidorio responds:

Funny? This is, like, my only submission without masturbation jokes.

[Naruto Ending]

OMG!

That was awesome(and cute! The pic of Naruto was adorable!!)! But, who was the girl with the white hair? And who was the boy with the yellow hair? (no not Naruto...)

sayaka-mizaki responds:

they are fan characters of mine xD;;

[Through the Night]

AWESOME!

WEE! THIS IS SO AWESOM-BOOM!!!! I'm dead cause earth blew up.

Bogswallop responds:

WELL THANKS ALOT DOUCHEBAG! ALL MY STUFF WAS THERE!

[Valentine Message 07]

Awesome!

But what song did you use for the emo thing?
(We're dealing with HUMANS! That was hilarious.)

Bogswallop responds:

It was the Batty rap

[Melons]

...WOW!!!

But what was the mild violence? When the guy stuck the hot thing up the(elf's?) Butt?

Wonchop responds:

If that's not violent, I dunno what it is (kinky perhaps?)

[All came to an end_fixed]

Uhhh!

WAY TOO SHORT. IT WAS 30 SECONDS LONG!

coldturkeysong responds:

Indeed