My "Go ahead. Insult me." thread was deleted. Right when I was gonna make some more witty comebacks. *sigh* Oh well. Insult me here. It's how I get my kicks.

Uhhh...hi.
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If you're a new user, I'll be happy to help you around the site!

...and we just broke one open. Now, before PETA shows up and says that we killed poor defenseless animals, the eggs were dead. The...reptile...that was in it was all dried up. I'll post pics of it later. Try and see if it's a lizard or a snake.

EDIT: An execution video...*sigh* It's the B B B B B one. Please blow the whistle on it.
EDIT: All right, 7 save points, I'm on a roll! And I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get a blam point from the Drew Pickles thing. *shudder*
Anyone else beat from Clock Day? Anyone have a headache? Ow...I watched, like, 100 spam submissions by the BB(shudder), and I almost got a seizure 90 times. And yes, I was voting 5 on Clock Crew animations. I did my part and almost died from seizures. So, how's your Clock Day going? Ow...

At the World Pokemon Championships(yes, they have that), they announced Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver to us Americans! They say it'll be released in America next year(Spring! I love that season!!)! Also, happy Clock Day or belated Clock Day or early Clock Day or whatever!

...here's some new stuff about Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver versions.
1. The release date is going to be September 12, 2009! Only 37 days to go! Get your plane tickets ready!
2. Pokémon Sunday revealed that the first HeatGold and SoulSilver event will happen after the player gets a PokéWalker(more on that in number 3). After getting it, the player will have access to a new location called Yellow Forest, with nothing but Pikachu. Some of them will know a super-rare move, but we don't know what that move is...YET.
3. CoroCoro revealed a new device called a PokéWalker. You strap it to your pants(lol)and with every step you take, the Pokémon in it will gain 1 Exp. point. Oh yeah, to put a Pokémon in the PokéWalker, put it on WiFi and get your DS(put that on WiFi mode, too). Just transfer the Pokémon to the Walker!
4. Pokémon Sunday revealed that you WILL be able to go to Kanto. But they left we wondering about Sinnoh...
5. CoroCoro revealed that all 493 Pokémon will be able to follow you. Yes, even Arceus...
6. A new event replaces Contests...The Pokéthlon! Finally!
7. Eusine(the man in Pokémon Crystal)is in HeartGold and SoulSilver.
I would put more, but Gramma's telling me to get out of my pajamas.

I can't send any PMs! I didn't do anything to make it so I couldn't send them, and when I tried to undo it, I couldn't find out how. So basically, I can't send PMs, and I can't even receive PMs. It might help if you try to send me a PM, and type the error message.

...Please?

I was reading the FAQ so I know what'll get me banned, and I read the whistle section. It said that people with a garbage whistle(me, even though I never tried to flag anything...)can't flag anything. That got me to thinking. What if the user actually found something against the rules and wanted to do the right thing for a change? They won't be heard. (whoever guessed that gets a cookie) So if it's like CP or mutilation or something, it might not get deleted. (You know, because of the DD and KK and those guys...) Because unlike the Presidential Election, every flag counts.

tl;dr
People with garbage whistles can't help. And a lot of people have garbage whistles.

My IQ is...my IQ is...my IQ is...*faints*

20 MINUTES LATER...

MY IQ IS 134!! At least that's what my faithful 'ol pal the Internet told me! =D And since I'm a gullible little kid(XD), I believed it!

Attached is a picture for undeniable proof.

And they feel weird!! At least I got to choose to get black braces. *sigh* But I have to survive for two years without eating pizza. Or possibly even without burgers!!

Discuss how you felt when (if) you got braces.

EDIT: *sniff* Wow, this is the first time this year where someone didn't make fun of me or Pokemon...and everyone stayed on topic! I love Newgrounds! :3