I need a little help from my friends!
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Anyway, I need something to say to Mr. Webster tomorrow, because he's leaving for his cruise on Thursday.
Something funny that isn't a sex joke, black joke, Asian joke, or any particularly offensive ginger jokes.
Please. He's leaving on Thursday.
PLEASE HELP MEEEE
Also taking ideas for a card.
Addict
I can help you, stupid 13 year old fuckface.
I'll do anything I can.
JabberWocky
Can you please give me something funny to say to him?