Oh boy oh boy, I'm trying out Eversion! Here's a little log:

6:16 PM
"SHINY HAPPY GAME ENGINE" D'awww. This game isn't nearly as horrifying as people make it out to be!

6:18 PM
D'awww...this is so adorable.

6:21 PM
Oh, whoops! I died! Aw, but it lets me come right back!

6:23 PM
Wait, what the hell is with the clouds? This game is starting to become more frustrating than scary.

6:30 PM
Ah...just everted...those goombas look a bit zombie like...

6:31 PM
I, uh...*ahem*...ah, this...this is...interesting, to say the least.

6:36 PM
AW! Everything's all cute and happy again! ^_^

6:39 PM
How do I get past these trees? I tried everting...

6:40 PM
Holy hell.

6:43 PM
This is getting a bit difficult.

6:47 PM
Oh dear...these trees need watering...those goombas look sad...

6:48 PM
Goombas? Why aren't you moving? Are you sleeping? Please be sleeping, goombas...

6:50 PM
These clouds look smoggy...

6:52 PM
Will I die if I touch a sleeping goomba?

6:52 PM
Yes, yes I will...

6:53 PM
It seems the creator forgot to fill up a bit of the map...

6:55 PM
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD RUN RUN NO DON'T DROWN RUN RUN OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

6:56 PM
AGH NO NO NO NO

6:57 PM
There is no God. There is no God. There is no God. There is no God. There is no God.

7:00 PM
The smoke...it won't fucking stop...

7:10 PM
World Clear...no more smoke...World Clear...World Clear...no more smoke...World Clear...World Clear...no more smoke...World Clear...

7:12 PM
THE HAPPY ADORABLENESS IS A THIN ILLUSION. YOU CANNOT FOOL ME AGAIN.

7:13 PM
AGH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THE HAND THE GODDAMN HAND

7:16 PM
The goombas woke up!

7:16 PM
*sob sob* AAAAAAAAAGGGH

7:19 PM
THE HAND THE HAND IT'S GOING TO FUCKING KILL MY SORRY PANSY ASS

7:32 PM
I OUTSMARTED THE HAND

7:35 PM
The hand outsmarted me.

7:46 PM
THE HAND

7:58 PM
The Hand no longer scares me. I am a pretty pansy. I will jump through the blackness and make it to the pretty white flag.

9:19 AM
Hand, you are horrifying no longer. Now you are just a nuisance. Get out of my goddamn way you evil bastard.

9:25 AM
Let's restart with the sound ON this time. *facepalm*

9:26 AM
Ooh, sweet little techno beat when I Evert. Nice.

9:29 AM
This techno beat is getting a bit unnerving...

9:33 AM
Wow. Uh...the music for the second Evert is kind of...creepy.

9:40 AM
NGH! This music makes the game so damn frustrating.

9:41 AM
We're at the Hand level, and I have the sound on. Boy oh boy.

9:41 AM
This music...oh no...

9:43 AM
OH FUCK THE HAND

9:43 AM
FUCK IT, I'M FINDING A NEW INNOCENT AND CREEPY GAME