I am JabberWocky. Y'know, that annoying MaraquanWocky bitch?

Yeah. I'm better than you. At drawing. At being funny. At being unfunny. At generally being a better person than you. At generally being more of a prick than you. At having a life. At having friends. At making long, pointless lists. At being a troll. At being troll feed. At despising /b/, but still going there for sick laughs. At being a better satirist. At taking some satire literally. At despising Cartman. At spamming. At being a likable person. At being an arrogant dick. At being sarcastic. At being straight edge. At writing. At loving animals. At hating PETA. At being a Newgrounder. At being hated. AT BEING JABBERWOCKY. AT NOT BEING YOU, YOU PATHETIC LOWLIFE GARBAGE.

Love you all. <3