Stickam Admins can suck my fuck.

Oh god foreign metal is much better.
Especially German metal.
Especially Saltatio Mortis.
I suggest that you listen to them.
EDIT: HMMMM, MYSPACE MUSIC, YOU HATE ME, DON'T YOU?
I'll find it. I WILL
AHA!

Saltatio Mortis is way better than Rammstein.
WAY FUCKING BETTER.

Fucking burn them in one big collective fire pit.
Here's how it should go:

'09ers: Blast all the new pop music at full volume in speakers positioned one inch away from their ears. Force feed them the shitty knock-off brands of foods, and strap them to a chair of nails. Set them free if they can form a coherent sentence that has something to do with the topic. Continue until they do so, or until they die.

'10ers: Strap them to a special pendulum device. Force them to watch their shitty flashes, preferably with their eyes held open somehow. Put the volume on full blast so they have to listen to the shitty music/blaring screeching noises that destroy the speakers. If they don't admit truthfully that the flashes are shitty and a disgrace to society, they will eventually be hit by the pendulum and die a slow, painful death.

'11ers: These are the worst, and deserve the worst. Bind them in a rope over an open fire. Slowly lower them. They can only type out their response. If they say truthfully that they are complete morons, and if they can type it without any "1337" or anything like it, they will earn the privilege and honour of having a quick, painless death.

All who fail this test will either be killed in their traps, or taken out and burned in the same collective fire pit.

There are few that are good and pure. These few are excluded.

ChrisLovejoy
Blush
YouLostTheGame

It's just so much fun.

Could you guys give me names of some annoying new users that I could troll?
Clueless, preferably?

I am JabberWocky. Y'know, that annoying MaraquanWocky bitch?

Yeah. I'm better than you. At drawing. At being funny. At being unfunny. At generally being a better person than you. At generally being more of a prick than you. At having a life. At having friends. At making long, pointless lists. At being a troll. At being troll feed. At despising /b/, but still going there for sick laughs. At being a better satirist. At taking some satire literally. At despising Cartman. At spamming. At being a likable person. At being an arrogant dick. At being sarcastic. At being straight edge. At writing. At loving animals. At hating PETA. At being a Newgrounder. At being hated. AT BEING JABBERWOCKY. AT NOT BEING YOU, YOU PATHETIC LOWLIFE GARBAGE.

Love you all. <3

Here are all her cards.

Card: You will get your heart's desire.
Joker's Response: Too bad you're an addict.

Card: You will come to the attention of people in high places.
Joker's Response: Like crazed hilltop snipers.

Card: You will live in interesting times.
Joker's Response: Interesting to historians. Like the Black Plague.

Card: You will meet someone tall, dark and handsome who you will share your life with.
Joker's Response: They'll route your bank funds into an untraceable Caribbean account.

Card: You will come into great wealth.
Joker's Response: After an industrial accident. You'll be blind. Deaf. Completely paralyzed. But rich.

Card: Now would be a good time to leave your job.
Joker's Response: Twenty years flipping burgers is enough.

Card: Children will influence a major decision.
Joker's Response: Who knows. You might have married her anyway.

Card: You will have a breakthrough in your career.
Joker's Response: Your boss will take credit.

Card: You will have an opportunity for a good investment.
Joker's Response: House of Pies stock is shooting up.

Card: Don't assume you know what is going on at work.
Joker's Response: But yes, there are photos. And yes, they will stand up in court.

Card: You will make money, if not for you, then for an organization.
Joker's Response: Like the IRS.

Card: You will unexpectedly need help today, and the response of friends will surprise you.
Joker's Response: They'll take video. Send it to your boss. Your wife. It will go viral.

Card: Money is heading your way.
Joker's Response: But you're a moving target. Too bad.

Card: Expect a promotion.
Joker's Response: Expect it to be humiliating.

Card: You will soon receive a gift.
Joker's Response: If your lawyer calls and says don't answer the door, there's a reason.

Card: You can expect an inheritance.
Joker's Response: One of those genetic things that predict a short and miserable life. It will also explain why your ears look like that.

Card: Someone you currently doubt is telling the truth.
Joker's Response: Saying you are the prophet of a new religion won't help. The voices were wrong. They weren't free samples.

Card: Beware of false information regarding a loved one.
Joker's Response: But that thing about the affair? That's true. Sorry.

Card: Beware of unexpected windfalls.
Joker's Response: Vegans are especially flatulent.

Card: A new person will enter your life.
Joker's Response: Your cellmate. The voices will tell him you're a demon.

Card: An acquaintance will approach you with a business offer.
Joker's Response: Anyone stupid enough to use a fortune-telling machine will think it's a great offer. You're probably dating a pagan.

Card: A small kindness will lead to unexpected benefits.
Joker's Response: After several thousand dollars, things will be mostly okay. Just give up and throw out your mattress.

Card: Cancel the trip you planned this week.
Joker's Response: Take the trip-- dysentery. Stay home-- Salmonella. Either way, you lose weight.

Card: Your star is climbing. You'll be a celebrity.
Joker's Response: The Darwin awards are a kind of fame.

PURE AWESOME.
Now I feel like comparing the Joker to Batman.
Eh, why not.

Reasons why the Joker is awesome:
1. He's batshit crazy.
2. He put a pencil through a guy's head.
3. His cards are horrifying to look at.
4. Most of the posters focused on him.
5. HE OBVIOUSLY CANNOT FEEL PAIN.
6. He was played by Heath Ledger.
7. Backstory 1: He got his badass scars trying to help his mother.
8. Backstory 2: He got his badass scars trying to cheer up his wife.
9. He wants to watch the world buuuuuuurn.
10. He's the goddamn Joker.

Reasons why Batman is awesome:
1. None.
2. Seriously, none, he's a whiny emo.
3. NONE.
4. HE KILLED THE FUCKING MAYOR.
5. HE COULDN'T FAZE THE JOKER.
6. HE IS A FAILURE.

Mine are:
Metalcore
Thrashcore
Emocore
Queercore
Grindcore
Hatecore
Hardcore punk
Deathcore
Heavy Metal
Alternative Metal
Grunge
Indie rock
Garage rock
Stoner rock
Hard rock
Johnny Cash country
Country rock
Rock 'n roll
Rock
Beatles-era pop
Soft rock

Wow, it went from "OH MY GOD MY EARS ARE BLEEDING" to "SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS AND SOME UNICORNS, TOO!"

On Twitter, I've been ranting about how Justin Bieber sucks, how Mr. Webster is awesome, and how I believe Vick should've been executed. This all lost me about 13 followers.
It's fun to offend people.

It's right here. JOIN, GODDAMMIT