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[Valentine Message 07]

Awesome!

But what song did you use for the emo thing?
(We're dealing with HUMANS! That was hilarious.)

Bogswallop responds:

It was the Batty rap

[A Men's Room Monologue]

OMFG!

That is obviously true in the men's AND women's bathrooms. Talkers, Cellphonetalkers, but there's something you DIDN'T include. Old people!

[Chuck's New Tux!]

...Wow...

I would've wanted the cake landing more. Sorry, Chuck. Your tux got dirty.

[Space Shot Ride]

0_0

I dont think I'll... ever gonna be going on the Dr.Doom ride again...

[Don't Step On A Crack]

Don't step on a crack or you'll...

....Break your mother's back! *push* Hey?!
Hmm hm hm hm hm... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
!

[A Tribute to Stupid]

Oscar Mayer has a way with b-a-l-o-n-e-y!

*whispers* WHAT? Balogna? What the hell is Balogna? That's stupid, YOU'RE STUPID!
Oscar Mayer has a way with b-a-l-o-g-n-a...

[Revenge of Captain Planet]

EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER! HEART!

With your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLANET! Yay, it's Captain Planet! Stuff's gonna happen now! Prepare to die, mortals! What he say?(burn) Captain planet is a hero! He killed those stupid planeteers... Except for the stupid heart guy... HE got to live. Oh well, perfect viedo overall.

[Apples.]

Ahhh..

..It's nice to see something that is still suitable for children. Thanks for making it appropriate and funny!

[Dad's Home]

Ummm...

Ooooookaaaaaayyyyy... That was freaky, but I liked it! WHY DID THE DAD'S HEAD CATCH ON FIRE SO MANY TIMES?