JabberWocky's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Balloon Agendas]

Don't worry, sonny!

I wil soon sort this ou- AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! My FACE!! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!!
Oh dear GOD! He's killing Batman!

[How not to die']

I have an idea if you're making another one!

Don't eat very purple looking bread. In the middle of a busy highway. You won't see the rabid dogs chasing you.

[Cucumbers]

We're taking a bus down to Bognor Regis...

...Because we've heard that they are panda-free! That makes it safe for us to plant cucumbers, and ship them over the sea! Pandas are the cucumber's enemy. They attack them with their feet(1 2 3 4!!) The cucumber has only one way to escape them, thats ride a go-kart down the street!

[Believe IT!]

OH YEAH!

Yes, one day I'm gonna be Hokage, BELIEVE IT! I'm gonna rule the world, BELIEVE IT! I'm gonna be a horny bastard! BELIEVE IT! Believe it, believe it, believe it!*PUNCH*
Oh would you SHUT THE FUCK UP?! I AM TIRED OF HEARING YOU SAY BELIEVE IT!!!
Kakashi says that only YOU can prevent annoying dubbing!

[crabs]

I've got a bih bag of crans here...

I'm gonna put them in my mouth, ooh, YES! I'm gonna run around town on a market day! Everyone will look at me and say, I've gotta mouth full of crabs! (nonsense) That's how I'll sound with a mouthful of crabs!!

Good audio quality, but thanks for the subtitles anyway!

[Pork]

AWESOME!

The part where the pig was eating the phone was hilarious!

[Mango]

That was good!

Melons is better though. ;P